From the Concord Monitor:

“Someone’s got to take the graveyard shift, and today it’s us,” said Lex Paulson, the Dean college outreach coordinator. Paulson, 23, manned the Dean office during the afternoon. Dean computer guru Aaron “Data” Strauss checked in for the morning.

In other news, after getting pulled over for “driving while young” on Monday, my brother and I were stopped for “walking while young” on Thanksgiving night. We were chatting along a road after the elder folk had retired for the evening. The Maine cop was much nicer than the NH duo. I’ve just been a law enforcement magnet recently.