Oh, those silly undergrads. I parked my car next to the eating clubs last night (since my office is on the same street). When I returned after working late, I noticed something on my windshield…a piece of meat. It was a circular cut of Salami (I think? As a vegetarian, this is hardly my area of expertise). The best part, though, was that the prankster had cut out a smiley face in the meat. The meat was positioned on the driver’s side of the windshield at about eye-level. I guess I was supposed to hop in the car, turn on the lights and be scared by the face? Well, not so much. Nice try, rookies.
Grad student 1, undergrads 0.