Our ISP’s being a clown
So now I’m wearing a frown
A series of tubes?
One must need some lube:
For three hours my Net’s been down
Maybe the fault lies elsewhere
And obama’s behind this scare
There’s no act too low
Where they wouldn’t go
Since his wins are increasingly rare
No matter for this Hoosier state–
It’s really a matter of fate
There’s no better pal
HRC’s our gal
Tomorrow night we’ll win by eight!