Work Conversation

Him: “What is that?”
Me: “It’s a clock.”
Him: “Oh….um….is it braille?”
&lt smacks head &gt

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Zapatos vegetarianos

After getting some shopping lessons in previous weeks, I did some shopping on my own on Wednesday…over the Internet. Though, I had good reason to shop in the virtual world: vegetarian (i.e., non-leather) dress shoes are practically impossible to find in stores. So I did some google searches, and within 30-minutes I was the proud owner of two new pairs of shoes.
When I arrived home yesterday I was pleasantly surprised to find the first pair of shoes waiting for me…well, it was a pleasant surprise until I opened the box. Damn are they ugly. I’ll get at least one more real-life opinion before sending them back, but feel free to take a look yourself and offer your advice. Of course, the pictures on the Internet don’t look half-bad, which is mainly why I bought them. The problem is that the front of the shoes are very square, thus making my feet look big, which is just weird in general. Hopefully, the other pair I bought will be more of what I expect.
On the good side of Internet shopping, I just received my ergonic mouse and my right wrist has never felt better (well, in a post-6.170 world at least).

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The Unprintable C-Word

Lots of adventures over the past few days. Thursday I finished up my temporary work at NGP Software, so I could spend Friday with Hillary who flew up from FL for the march. Used my last day of unemployment to sleep in. Then we played mini-golf, met up with my ‘rents and spent the afternoon in traffic on the way to Baltimore. Merged with the extended family at Harbor Lights and quickly ate before the Orioles game.
And we had a very special treat at Oriole Park at Camdem Yards: The West Wing! Martin Sheen (but not Allison Janney) was there to throw out the first pitch and to be filmed while doing so. Four times he threw out the “first” pitch…and four times he threw a ball. Well, I guess they don’t pay him to throw strikes. Though he was just as effective as Toronto’s pitching as the then-first-place O’s crushed the Blue Jays 11-3. :)
Saturday Hillary and I tried out a local Synagogue for Shabbat morning services. We happened upon a Bat Mitzvah–the young woman was very well prepared and did a great job reading the Torah and Haftorah. Then we visited Jane at Udvary-Hazy and checked out lots of planes and the Enterprise Space Shuttle (highly recommended). That night we saw Man on Fire with Denzel Washington, which is not as highly recommended.
Sunday we marched. And marched. And marched some more. People held signs that read “A Bush in my pants is better than two in the White House” and “Keep your rosaries off my ovaries.” Alix Olson made a brief appearance; as the Washington Post reports:
“Then a spoken-word poet stood onstage and waved her arms around and riffed on the Con-stitution, the coun-try, coun-ter-revolutions — except in each of those c-words, please insert the naughty c-word. (The one we’re not supposed to say in print.)”
This from the same man who said about marchers of my gender: “And the guys! These could be, like, some of the best boyfriends and husbands ever.” Let’s just say I definitely know some females who would disagree with that sentiment.
Today was my first day of work, which went very well. Left in time to see Ms Olson in concert. Very passionate. And sweaty. In the political way.

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Good Karma

As Yoni mentioned in a previous comment, I got a job! Yay! Actually, Mindshare offered me a job on Thursday, and I used that (very generous) offer as leverage to get The Mellman Group to speed up their job process. They said it was one of their quickest hires ever, as I first interviewed Thursday, had the follow-up interview(s) Friday, and formally accepted an offer Sunday. Among Mellman’s list of clients (it’s a polling firm) is John Kerry for President. So more campaign politics for me.
Less important, but still cool: on Thursday I finished my first crossword puzzle without getting any squares wrong or using any outside help. A little embarrassing for a 23-year-old to admit, but vocab has never been my strong suite.
Remaining in the “less important, but still cool” category: Sprint refunded the $80 I contested (during a 45-minute phone conversation) a few weeks ago. The trick? I filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. Sprint received my complaint, called me back, and rescinded the charge with no fuss at all. Amazing. Attached is the letter if you care to see how it was done.
Also, my temporary work at NGP Software is wrapping up on schedule, so I should have Friday off to spend with my DeanNH friend Hillary, who is coming up for the weekend for the March for Women’s Lives. If you are marching as well, let me know and perhaps we can find each other through the crowd.
Even more fun last weekend included an Adams-Morgan dinner and Finding Nemo viewing with Mike and Beth plus two fun family outings. The cherry on top is that my Federal Tax refund came.
I did give back some of this surplus karma on the bus this afternoon. Two women behind me were discussing a problem they were having with Microsoft Word. I waited patiently to see if they would come up with the right answer. Once they had agreed upon a creative, but in my opinion, sub-optimal resolution, I turned around to offer my advice. They concurred that my solution was better; hopefully they’ll have little to no trouble implementing it. I only charged them $40 for my time–j/k.
Finally, know anyone looking for a roommate in DC or Arlington? If so, let me know. Thanks.

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Worth Remembering?

Happy Spamiversary!

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Weekend in DC

Saturday went to Dos Gringos on Mt Pleasant St for the second time in as many weeks. Katherine invited me there to eat with her Truman scholar friends Julie and Tess. Got into some good political conversation with Tess. Saturday night went to a family dinner in Georgetown.
Sunday I again traveled on the Green Line to meet Beth where we delayed our Zoo trip (it was rainy) and instead went to the Natural History Musuem. Dinosaurs, yay! Too much fun. We saw T-Rex in 3D at the IMAX theatre, which had a very involved plot for a 45-minute flick.
Today I filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau with regard to Sprint PCS’s poor customer service and over-billing (this followed a 40-minute call to Sprint on Friday). I also set up some temporary work starting tomorrow at NGP Software, my old employer.
Random info: First, with all this time in the city, I finally bought a Metro SmartTrip card. What’s really cool is that I can just touch my wallet (unopened) on the reader and it senses the card. Second, I finally updated my Friendster and Orkut photos. Third, your link of the day: Right-Wing Eye.

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Boston Seder

Traveled to Boston/MIT for Passover Seder. Spent Sunday night in NY w/ Seth (high-scoring scrabble and “the L-word”). Got to Boston midday Monday and met up with Katherine, Yoni, and Kate for lunch and shopping. Yes, shopping, as I needed a conservative tie for my job interview on Thursday. So we went to Pink for research and Filene’s for the actual buying. It was a real life Pull Team Eye for the Data guy. Well, except for that the only thing that changed in my life was a tie–my room is still a mess.
Left the Deaniacs and visited my brother and Priya at MIT Zeta Psi. Priya was able to join us for Seder as well–the two Jon’s organized a very good one on the 9th floor of SidPac. A fun time had by all for sure, with plenty of wine to fill the requisite four cups. Afterwards, Jon and I played in a fortuitously scheduled EC softball game at 11:30pm. We beat some frat boys 10-5. Stayed the night on Dawn’s pullout couch.
Tuesday was a pretty uneventful travel day, other than an overturned tractor-trailer on the Jersey turnpike. Let me tell ya, that was a blast…Wednesday was better as I visited Beth in her new home. Her parents were there helping her move in and now I see why she always speaks the world of them (her Dad went to MIT, so that explains why he rocks). Walked around Friendship Heights, then cherry Blossoms (where we ran into Field Director Tom!), then dinner in Adams-Morgan, and finished by a competitive game of scrabble.
Thursday was the interview, which went well. Visited Eily(colleague from Gore) in her new office. Ran into Kerry’s pollster in her office, which was very fortuitous. As a result of that run-in, I have an official meeting with him on this upcoming Thursday.
Yesterday I slept in (since I had to arise at 7am on Thursday), hung out with Katie (including a round of mini-golf: I shot one over), and came home to the usual suspects where we watched “The Usual Suspects.”

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April Fools

I forgot to post the first April Fool’s joke I ever played on anyone (I’ve refrained in previous years given the fact that I’m a terrible liar).
Allison from Dean campaign always plays jokes on her mom on April 1. This year she recruited me to leave the following message on her mom’s voicemail. (Allison’s mom already knew that Allison’s laptop was in the shop.)

Hello, my name is Mr Strauss and I am calling from PCStore. This message is regarding the laptop that Allison —- dropped off for servicing. This phone number was in our files. Unfortunately we found illegal file-sharing software on your computer, and many infringing music files as well. In fact, there are 5GB of infringing music present. Unfortunately, our CEO just signed a contract with the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) saying that we must report any illegal activity. Thus we are bound by law and this new contract to report your name to the RIAA and have done so. A subpoena will be delivered to 999 —— ——-, — 00000. Please do not contact PCStore as this matter is now between you and the RIAA. I recommend that you retain a lawyer and await the subpoena. Personally, I know that many of these lawsuits are settled out of court for around $10,000. Good luck.

Incredibly, her mom was completely fooled and Allison regretted that April Fool’s Day is only 24-hours.

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An Epic

The job search trudges on. Have an interview on Thursday, but nothing terribly exciting. And for those interested, I’ll be at MIT Monday for Passover. Moving to the past, Tuesday night Katie and I went to Diner 29, which was very reminiscent of the Red Arrow in Manchester (except this diner actually sold milkshakes). Wednesday was West Wing night: the company was great, the show was horrible. Seriously, whatever treatment program they have Aaron Sorkin in NBC needs to take him out and have him write WW scripts again.
On Thursday Ted, his brother Matt, and I saw the Return of the King at the huge screen at the Uptown. I noticed a few more things the second time around (I can’t believe I’ve only seen it twice). For instance, at the end of the movie, Elrond appears happy with the merger of Arwen and Aragorn. I seem to recall from the appendices to LOTR that Arwen’s relationship with her father ended on a more sour note. And Frodo’s middle-finger gets chomped off in the book, not his index. But clearly the movie is an epic.
Knocking on wood for sun by 4pm tomorrow.

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Cherry Blossoms

Sunday was quite fun at the National Cherry Blossom Festival in DC. Miranda, her friend Leslie, and I worked at the Cultural Stage helping the performers load and unload their equipment via carts. We got to see a few cool performances including a traditional Japanese drum band (they make their own drums from whiskey barrels and cow hides). The sun came out around 1pm and it was a gorgeous afternoon. Also ran into another old friend from MIT there to make the day even better. After an extremely circuitous route to Potbelly’s to get some food, I headed home to watch Dream Job and state taxes.
It looks like I owe the Feds $109 and that Massachusetts owes me $10. Turns out that New Hampshire doesn’t have an income tax. I’m confused on how they pay for services…apparently the property tax is large there. And I did pay a few hundred bucks when I bought my car.
But I won’t be making any money back from the NCAA’s. Although I’m at the 78th percentile on ESPN on the men’s side and the 79th on the women’s side, I’m locked out of money in the family pool. Ah well, there’s always next year, and this enables me to root for the ACC to go all the way.
Also, I’ll be buying tickets for DC United’s debut (which will include 14-year-old phenom Freddy Adu). Let me know if you want in.
Update: Forgot about my Prius $2000 income reduction! Haha: turns out that the Gov’t now owes me $191!

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